1. i have never broken a bone, but i think crutches are really cool. my mom bought me a pair as a present last year. it was easier than breaking my leg.
2. sometimes i use my hair straightener as an iron.
3. one of the first things i do in the morning is eat a spoonful of peanut butter.
4. leggingsaspants. yes.
5. i was once chased down/followed by a cop. for miles. at night. on a lonely country road. i accidentally drove though an ID checkpoint, and i was too scared to pull over for fear that he was not a cop but a murderer. what? that's not irrational.
6. i have a huge crush on dennis quaid.
7. i really like going to the batting cages, but i hardly ever go, and i'm pretty sure i'm bad at it.
8. one year, when i was homeschooled, i dressed up as a rock for halloween. a rock. a. rock.
9. i climbed a water tower in college.
10. i think it's a-dorable when boys drink milk. like, i want to melt into a puddle and die it's so cute.
11. i have a phobia of whales. ironically, free willy was my very first vhs.
12. i pride myself in drinking my coffee black and driving stick shift.
13. two years ago, i marched in the raleigh christmas parade dressed as a chef.
14. if i don't die in a freak accident/murder (see number two), i'd like my last meal to be brownies and ice cream.
15. i love to making cards to sell at
swank coffee shop, but i rarely give cards with gifts. dude, i bought you a gift. you want a card, too? really?
16. i've driven and crashed a moped.
17. my older brother pulled my arm out of socket when we were younger.
18. i'm not going to say it's a life goal, but it'd be pretty sweet to be a mascot.
19. this
is a life goal: to be part of a flash mob
